Albin Edenholm

Albin Edenholm (Born September 2nd, 1997 in Sweden, dead September 6th, 2069 in North America, Texas.) is a professional e-sport gamer, that is best known for his outstanding career in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Albin in the years before becoming such a god at e-sport he graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals.

Navy seals
One of Albins famous reddit quotes was when he had an argument with some 12 y/o on the internet, the quote is the following;

'' What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.''

Porn career
Albin has also stared in different kind of porn industries and work with people like, Billy Herrington, Van Darkholme and Sebastian Fors(Aka. Forsen). But this was a result of becoming a Twitch meme. But this was the outbreak of Albins Popularity, and was the main cause of him becoming a professional e-sport gamer.

Death of a legend
On September 6th, 2069, Albin passed out from a heartattack after winning a 5 vs 1 clutch on the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive MLG Major Championship, while playing for Pornhub All-stars. The result of this accident, Pornhub went out with that in memory of this day, every year at the 6th of September, it's free premium on pornhub for everyone that pays respect to this terrible day.